"Things" You Didn't Know Were "Evil" About America

Yeah. See, if you PISS in the drinking water it becomes...wait for it...

UN-DRINK-ABLE!!!

Then, if you gnash your teeth and wail, and if you DON'T clean-up after the barnyard animals that roam the streets add large plops of their waste to the runoff, well then the UN will jot on down and blame...wait for it...

Coca-Cola

for the ongoing water shortage. And THEN Jimmuh Cah Tuh can add his hand wringing and teeth gnashing to the mix, blame the US and our...something...for the problem. Don't you see?

Dan Patterson
Winston-Salem, NC

Posted by Dan Patterson at November 10, 2004 10:56 AM

Not to mention that, in countries such as this, drinking the ground water may kill you while Coca Cola will only keep you awake.

Posted by Gerard Van der Leun at November 10, 2004 12:39 PM

Coke accused of extracting too much ground-water.
Therefore, groundwater crisis in India is attributable to Coca Cola.
Yeah, you're a triumph of modern education and Western reasoning.

Posted by Rene at November 13, 2004 12:38 PM