The Japanese: "Nuked Too Much or Not Enough?" -- 3 seconds Cooking detonation velocity fried shrimp

Reads like some of that spam nonsense I've seen.

Posted by ghostsniper at December 2, 2014 9:52 AM

This machine is on my Christmas list.

JWM

Posted by jwm at December 2, 2014 10:35 AM

I like the chef. She's spunky.

Posted by Gordon at December 2, 2014 1:05 PM

Kinda like sex in my house.

1. One bang to a customer.
2. Flour --> eggs --> fire.
3. Smells fishy.
4. Three seconds.


Posted by Lance de Boyle at December 2, 2014 9:31 PM

I am shamelessly ripping this off. Too cool.

Posted by Darkwater at December 2, 2014 11:45 PM

this is what women in Japan do, instead of having babies. Soon they will be wearing adult diapers, and lamenting their wasted youth

Posted by WiseCaveOwl at December 3, 2014 1:52 AM

That's hilarious!

Posted by Larry Geiger at December 3, 2014 7:47 AM

When does their restaurant--with meals cooked tableside--open?

Posted by Mike Anderson at December 3, 2014 8:31 AM

I wonder if this could be scaled up for a turkey.

Posted by Ray at December 3, 2014 9:25 AM

Want!

Posted by Armed and Larry at December 3, 2014 11:53 AM

Ray: best laugh award.

JWM

Posted by jwm at December 3, 2014 10:02 PM