Comments: The day they took the Cheese out of Cheez Whiz
Not like it tasted any good before they changed the recipe anyway.
Posted by Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2015 8:58 PM
"the cheese sauce used in making Welsh rarebit, a popular but laborious dish that required a half-hour or more of cooking"
You are kidding. 30 minutes. No way. It's the simplest damn thing in the world. Make a bechamel (butter, flour, & milk) add cheese, seasonings and some beer. The longest step is making the toast to pour it over.
Sadly, the wife would kill me if I served it, as it is pure 100% unadulterated cholesterol.
Posted by Fat Man at January 27, 2015 9:21 PM
Icons are falling, shattering like so many dreams in the harsh light of day.
First Cheez Whiz, a mere shadow if its former self, next Velveeta?
My uncle Louie Lozko, we all called him "Letsgo Lozko", he raised bantam chickens. He took pride in selling genuine real eggs. "None a dat powder stuff, powder milk, powder eggs I got dem in Army make me fart a lot". Sort of an endorsement. Why can't they make powdered cheese? The real thing dried in bags, open and add water, voila.
Posted by chasmatic at January 27, 2015 11:17 PM
The only instant product I ever use is water, powdered water. Open the bag put it in the cup just add water.
If you want it to taste like home, add used tires, a dash of motor oil and some shopping cart rust.
Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at January 28, 2015 2:49 AM
Hey VW, I heard they package air that way too. Might strike it rich if somebody figures a way, gather methane gas from all those cows and eaters of Meskin food, can it and there ya go. Cabbage too, and all the cheeseheads in Wisconsin with their beer and brats and polka music.
Home collection kits could be provided if we get a grant from, um, EPA, or maybe DHS or I dunno, whoever is giving out free money these days.
My uncle Letsgo Lozko, he never said anything about chicken farts.
Posted by chasmatic at January 28, 2015 6:13 AM
Got a big box from amazon the other day, the small ordered item was in the bottom and the balance of the box was filled with about 30 feet of chain linked pint sized vinyl air capulets, Texas Air I believe they are called. Come in handy the next time I'm under a capsized boat. And to think amazon includes these things in all their parcels.
Posted by ghostsniper at January 28, 2015 6:21 PM
Watch out ghost. You never know where that air has been.
Posted by chasmatic at January 28, 2015 9:37 PM