Comments: Vote Early and Vote Often
I hear they’re thinking about a midget, hermaphrodite, bisexual, Muslim, anarchist, half Black South African half light skinned Nicaraguan, former MS13 member who likes to compost, survived Ebola and once saved a baby polar bear from a killer whale with just a toothbrush.
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Posted by Lands’nGrooves at February 9, 2015 10:11 AM
Clark Kent.
Posted by Bill Harris at February 9, 2015 10:20 AM
How about Al Sharpton? Oh you said news READER, sorry I guess that disqualifies him.
Posted by tripletap at February 9, 2015 3:07 PM