"As I was saying...." The Human Waste Map That Is San Francisco

"The Turds of San Francisco"
A STRONG MAYOR PRODUCTION

Posted by Mal at February 27, 2015 5:38 AM

"The City". That's how the locals refer to San Francisco. Whatever you say do not refer to the The City as, Frisco. It absolutely enrages the shit bags that inhabit the town.

Being an alumni of SF State (late sixties) I can attest to the total and complete Communist takeover of Frisco and the surrounding areas by walking human waste deposits.

If one has the desire to visit Frisco, do so by air. Rent a small plane/pilot and you will not have to wear a gas mask or rubbers over your shoes.

Posted by Terry at February 27, 2015 8:31 AM

What a wasteland. I am glad to have become acquainted with the City before the failed social experiment.

Posted by G at February 27, 2015 12:17 PM

♫ If you’re going... to San Francisco... be sure to wear... shoes and not go bare... in the streets... of San Francisco... ♫

(apologies to Scott McKenzie)

Hey, they elect a dumbass like Pelosi... they deserve whatever they get.

Posted by dhmosquito at February 27, 2015 12:26 PM

"Whatever you say do not refer to the The City as, Frisco. It absolutely enrages the shit bags that inhabit the town."

All the more reason to call the place Frisco. Frisco, Frisco, Frisco. Watch 'em steam.

Posted by Fat Man at February 27, 2015 8:43 PM

I occasionally have to travel to Frisco for business. Each time, it has deteriorated a bit more. But the people who live there keep electing idiots, so I figure they must want their city to be a third-world toilet. I've seen real, no-kidding third-world toilets up-close and personal, and can confirm that Friscoites have gotten their wish.

Posted by waltj at February 28, 2015 4:29 AM

Yeah, waltj, but a city isn't truly a 3rd world toilet until there are goats in the street.
Soon enough maybe.

Posted by Speller at March 6, 2015 9:43 PM