He went from being an 1800's cowboy to a 35th century time traveler in less than 10 years. How do you top that?

He reached a level of coolness that none of us will ever achieve.

"And some we loved, the loveliest and the best, that from His vintage rolling time has pressed ..."

Cool and soothing, like icy lemonade on a hot, humid day. Flare on and light our way.

"Highly illogical, Captain."

Transmogrified is what he was, from wretched Earthling to Vulcan royalty.
Lost in space? Not likely. Last known sighting was on one of the dwarf planets so much in vogue today.
Problem was, everything on the planet was the size of Fisher-Price toys, and he couldn't stay.