Obama Resigns

dream on, neo-conz. Bath-house Barry will serve a full and fruitful 2nd term. And then...I'm Ready for Lucrezia Borgia! uh, I mean...Hillary

Posted by Haxo Angmark at April 1, 2015 3:25 AM

Not for one second do i believe that after the man child would have fled like the scum that he is that the Secret Service would try to stop Uncle Joe from using Bammy Boys helicopter as a clay pigeon.

Posted by kelvin at April 1, 2015 4:59 AM

April Fools ... And an ironic sense of humor!

Posted by DeAnn at April 1, 2015 6:39 AM

Hussein is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.

Posted by Fat Man at April 1, 2015 7:10 AM

"No reason to get excited," the thief he kindly spoke;
"there are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
But, you and I, we've been through that and this is not our fate;
Let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late." Dylan

Posted by chasmatic at April 1, 2015 7:14 AM

Got to be one of the cruelest April Fools gags yet, and it messes up my reinstated Blue Angels/Hawaii revenge fantasy...

Posted by Will at April 1, 2015 9:17 AM

Chasmatic for the win.

Posted by Van der Leun at April 1, 2015 9:17 AM

Mike quit pretending to be Michelle....HAHAHA!!! MERCY!!!

Posted by Snakepit Kansas at April 1, 2015 9:33 AM

"TSA agents at a Miami airport, where the ex president and his family were leaving for Cuba, found what one agent called 'a bunch of weird stuff in the luggage.'"

Two dozen silver spoons wrapped in a package labeled, 'Ha ha, suckuz'

A six foot tall basketball set up marketed under the brand name, "Big Klutz Hoop de Doop."

A post card sent from Indonesia with the message, "I'll always remember those nights when you were greasy, and I was greasy, and, well, everyone was greasy."


Posted by Lance de Boyle at April 1, 2015 11:16 AM

I'd think better of the Manchurian if he were in fact dipping with a number of ladies. I tend to see that as disinformation.

Posted by james wilson at April 1, 2015 11:57 AM

James. Hussein don't do with ladies. He on the low down. He likes to bottom.

Posted by Fat Man at April 1, 2015 6:46 PM

He also on the down low.

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