Comments: For the Woman Who Has Everything: A 19th-century beaded seal-fur g-string
Complete with every parasite.
Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at May 3, 2015 7:59 AM
Gee, that's little more than a string.
Posted by ghostsniper at May 3, 2015 11:07 AM
Apparently there are more than two things in the world that smell like fish.....
Posted by Rob De Witt at May 4, 2015 12:23 AM
It shows you how warm it can be in a properly constructed igloo.
Posted by Punditarian at May 4, 2015 1:08 PM
More proof that there is nothing new under the sun.
Posted by Fontessa at May 4, 2015 5:20 PM
Dr. Benway often spoke of the mystical Beard with a mixture of abject fear and incapacitating envy.
When worn the wearer becomes invisible, morphing into mirror images of those that behold her. She was usually found in the company of Ecstasy Bruce and Savage Roger. When nobody else would look at her they took turns becoming each other.
"Oh, Ok Johnie, just ... no squealing this time."
Posted by chasmatic at May 4, 2015 9:46 PM
Victoria's Secret is now selling these as "Earthy Merkins" to Gaian devoteés.
Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at May 5, 2015 9:41 AM
Oh oh, won't go over well with vegans and wait until PETA gets a whiff of them. Which should not be that difficult; during summer the smell would be enough to knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Only thing missing is a holster for the Steely Dan Yokohama.
Posted by chasmatic at May 6, 2015 12:28 AM