Comments: The theology of the great climate god has taken hold of minds, like a virus in a cell.
Climate change, what an insipid phrase, an ambiguity that could mean either warmer or colder; it serves as scapegoat and protean explanation for all that's wrong with the world and the people in it.
Too young, too old, queer, straight, meat-eater or vegan, killer or killee, add your own and stop at nothing.
I'm gonna start a movement, Global Light Change. Every twenty four hours it shifts from darkness to light. That ain't right. We can justify why crops grow, burglars burgle, energy is used or stored, a raft of other symptoms of a dysfunctional planet. Now you know why nobody would dance with you. Why your nose is bigger than hers is, why you have been such an abject failure at everything you tried except, except, wait for it ... furthering the GLC agenda. The motto is "the more you lose the more you gain."
Popularity will call for a big letter "L" tattooed on the followers' foreheads.
Posted by chasmatic at May 27, 2015 1:22 PM