Comments: Dear Alberta Human Rights Commission,
Now that's a level of stupid I've not seen in a long time.
(Obi-Won Kenobi)
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Posted by John Condon at July 24, 2015 10:57 AM
How many times a day do I think this? It seems constant.
Posted by Leslie at July 24, 2015 11:59 AM
You vulgar little maggot.
Don't you know that you are pathetic?
You worthless bag of filth.
You are a canker.
You are a fiend and a sniveling, back-boneless coward, and you have bad breath.
You are degenerate, noxious and depraved.
I feel debased just for knowing you exist.
You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit.
You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt.
You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel.
Your life is a monument to stupidity.
You are a stench, a revulsion, a putrefaction, a big suck on a sour lemon with a lime twist.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in regret for what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.
You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation.
I barf at the very thought of you.
Lepers avoid you.
You are vile, worthless, less than nothing.
You are a weed, a fungus, a ferment, the dregs of this earth.
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.
You snail-skulled little twit.
Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable.
You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane.
You're a fool; an ignoramus.
You are a waste of flesh.
You are ridiculous and obnoxious.
You are a living emptiness; a meaningless void.
You are sour and senile.
You are a disease, you puerile one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling meat slapper.
And it was better the last time.
You are a half-witted peter puffer, and you clearly show yourself to be the most socially-inept, boorish,flame-inviting idiot that ever has ever lived.
You repeatedly initiate incoherent, flaky, boring, and mindless drivel, and you egregiously assume moral, intellectual, and physical superiority.
It must suck to be you, but then, you already know this.
You are a loser.
You must have spent your entire life in a skinner box to be this clueless.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.
I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
You are trans-stupid stupid.
Meta-stupid.
You clearly show yourself to be the most neanderthal, snotty, first-against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes, raving, hemorrhoidal misogynistic, slope-browed, eye-rollingly-sub-human, crappy, threat-to-the-gene-pool, backwards, in-bred,sack-of-pus,
walking-advertisement-for-a-state-sponsored-sterility-program, boot-licking, unfit-for-human-consumption, irritating, disgusting, onerous, worse-speller-than-I, glassy-eyed, flame-inviting, creepy, spiritually-devoid, whiny, needing-of-professional-supervision,
humorless, vile, sexually-undesirable, hell's-pawn, lacking-in-any-sort-of-grace-or-erudition, addled, un-repentantly-and-wickedly-perverse, trash-talking, toejam-sniffing, anus-for-a-mouth, toad-like, trying-on-one's-patience, filthy, sheet-and-pointy-hat-wearing, evil, reprehensible,mucus-dripping,
just-turn-them-insideout-for-a-few-more-days-smelly-underthings-wearing, no-neuron, sunken-chested, piss-poor, foul-mouthed, scum-sucking,
rent-boy, sickeningly-ugly, clue-repulsing, "Make-Money-Fast"-spamming, bringing-a-pen-knife-of-an-intellect-to-a-nukefest-of-a-battle-of-wits,
incapable-of-coming-to-terms-with-your-own-wretched-existence, white-trash, boorish, rat-like, living-proof-of-why-cousins-shouldn't-marry,
can't-be-allowed-sharp-objects, socially-inept, classless, inexcusable, plaid-pants-wearing, zt00pId-laMer-Ta1k3inG, netscape-enhanced, offensive, hate-filled, god-damnedest, insulting, unredeemable,make-me-wish-I-had-a-big-hammer-to-beat-some-sense-into-you, retarded moronic idiot.
Realistically, I don't think you have the intellectual wherewithal to make such a decision, i.e., a correct one, so you will stay here, spooging your petty hatreds and minor thoughts into the ether, annoying any and all, until someday, someone is gonna grab you by the ears and pull you on like a work boot.
From waaaay back in the old BBS days.
Posted by ghostsniper at July 24, 2015 2:40 PM
Ya know Leslie...
Just reading the Insult List (link in your post) is stress relief in itself.
I may have to stop there occasionally (Frozen Margarita in hand) after a very hard day.
For such a wonderful link, I exchange with you the Derp Song.
Enjoy. :)
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Posted by John Condon at July 24, 2015 3:50 PM
What purplish prose! Exquisite epithetry! Beyond masterful! She could teach Churchill how to insult.
Posted by Mother Effingby at July 24, 2015 6:23 PM