Comments: The day Al Gore was born there were 7000 polar bears on Earth.
"Cold. So very cold. Is there no balm in Gilead? What about Hoboken, then? No? Noboken? Keep your grip, Al. On. Must...go...on. Dig deep, Al Gore. Deep. Whoa. Too deep! Gave myself a prostate exam. Why, Al, why? Losing consciousness. Getting dark. Crawl, Al. Crawl to the light. Crawl like you've never crawled before. And you've done some serious crawling! Hey, what's this? A polar bear? In Hoboken? Hello, Mrs. Bear. Nice cub you have there. Coochie--c...."
Posted by Lance de Boyle at August 28, 2015 12:05 AM
I've have doubts the Russians have made any effort to count their snow bears.
Posted by Speller at August 29, 2015 12:55 AM