Comments: 27 Ways to be a Classic Man
"The classic man takes pride in all of his manual labors and chores...."
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Yes, of course.
Males today "take pride" in everything, like taking out the trash or blowing leaves for example.
That's why they are underachievers.
I set my pride sights a little higher.
Posted by ghostsniper at October 3, 2015 9:21 AM
I got this from the internet, perhaps from this very site. I didn't compose it but will gladly give credit where credit is due:
"Please allow me to vent. I have had it. I've taken all I can stand and I can't stand no more.
Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, redecorating houses and talking about foreign concepts like "style" and "feng shui."
Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, transsexual, metrosexual, non-sexual; blue, green, and purple-sexual - bogus definitions have taken over the urban and suburban world!
Real men of the world, stand up, scratch your butts, belch, and yell "ENOUGH!"
I hereby announce the start of a new offensive in the culture Wars, the Retrosexual movement. "
The Code :
A Retrosexual man, no matter what the woman insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.
A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female.
A Retrosexual DEALS WITH IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.
A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.
A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you. If you are still having sex, you are a God.
A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an end cap (possibly 2 end caps if you include shaving goods.)
A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old.
A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the "DEALING WITH IT" portion of The Code.
A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.
A Retrosexual does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on national TV.
A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.
A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc.
You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.
A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey.
A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor knot.
A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting.
A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can -- or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be.
A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT.
Plus it's just plain fun to fire one off in the direction of those people or things that just need a little "wakin' up".
Crying. There are very few reasons that a Retrosexual may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas.
Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is swearing or throwing the remote control.
Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part, or loss of major body part on your Ford truck.
When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face.
A Retrosexual knows how to say the Pledge properly, and with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the Star Spangled Banner.
A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged or in a serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shot putting, shooting, cigars, car maintenance.
A Retrosexual knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils.
A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (hell, a blizzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his ride in a snow bank.
A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he damn well wanted it to land.
Except on his truck--that would happen because of a "force of nature," and then the retrosexual man's options are to Cry, or to DEAL WITH IT, or do both.
A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except 2nd Lt's)
NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country.
A Retrosexual man doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good enough.
He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other person deceived him.
A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself.
We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT!"
Posted by chasmatic at October 3, 2015 11:20 AM
Seriously, if any of our esteemed readers know the source of the above "retrosexuals" post please let me know.
I collected this article a few years ago and my head was a little foggy, I didn't attach authorship.
Come to think about it, I didn't ask permission, just copied and ran with it.
chas
Posted by chasmatic at October 3, 2015 11:25 AM
Retro Part II
A retro doesn't need to use the word sex as an identifier, it is self explanatory. He realizes that people that use sex as an identifier do so because they are self-doubtful.
A retro chooses his mate and disposes of her as necessary, never the other way around.
When confronted by any number of assailants the retro doesn't wait for something to happen, he makes it happen. The best defense is an overwhelming offense.
Every blade in a retro's possession is razor sharp at all times, otherwise, what good is it?
Every firearm the retro possesses is clean, loaded, and ready for work, otherwise, what good is it?
Two is one and one is none but twenty is even better, is the retro creed.
A retro veteran will never give up his seat to another service member. He did his time, now you do yours, and don't you dare thank him for what he considered an obligation.
A retro masters every tool he owns and he owns as many as he can afford.
The retro eats the entire vine.
The retro's wardrobe, even the formal stuff, is chosen so as to be used for work if necessary, ie., no slick soled low quarters.
Posted by ghostsniper at October 3, 2015 6:03 PM