Comments: Lockheed’s airship gets the green light:

Some sunny summer afternoon mummy's laying out in the yard workin that tan and suddenly Lockheed comes to town.

The thermometer hits the floor and goosebumps are climbing all over themselves and mummy is laying rubber for the house, scornfully yelling over her shoulder, "Thanks a lot Lockheed, you can count your lucky stars I don't have my *LAW* with me right now!"

Posted by ghostsniper at November 21, 2015 12:42 PM

Isn't there a helium shortage due to closing or pending closing of the govt monopoly helium plant in Amarillo? Will we now be net helium importers? Which craphole country will control world helium supplies? Has Lockheed found new He supplies, or has it struck a deal with the upcoming mullahs of He?
He He He

Posted by tired dog at November 22, 2015 6:55 AM

Looks like a flying ass.

JWM

Posted by John M at November 22, 2015 9:17 AM

Not quite boobs and not quite a fanny, but with anything that looks like that, there has to be a joke in there somewhere.

Posted by BillH at November 22, 2015 9:17 AM

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