Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Let's not confuse 'leading from behind' with 'leading with one's behind.'

Posted by Howard Nelson at December 8, 2015 10:14 AM

Or being a horse's behind.

Posted by Fat Man at December 8, 2015 10:50 AM

The referenced scenario is true for all asswipes as far as I'm concerned.

I haven't the inclination nor desire to channel my contempt for assholes into specific genre's defined by others.

Posted by ghostsniper at December 8, 2015 1:06 PM

Obama isn't leading from behind.

He's bending over and presenting his behind.

Posted by EndOfPatience at December 8, 2015 2:32 PM

If you knew a certain person was likely to rape and murder your daughter/wife, would you invite this person into your home for dinner?

Read the Koran and get back to me. All one needs to know about these shit piles is in that volume.

Posted by Terry at December 8, 2015 3:43 PM

I've never posted here, despite reading your blog for years, but this post deserves a giant "thank you" -- I needed that laugh!

Although I'm from the west coast, I think I may be an honorary Southerner.

Posted by Guest at December 8, 2015 7:03 PM

He's not leading from behind, he's playing for the other team. From his standpoint, he's behind enemy lines!

Also, I'm definitely a Southerner, although I'd prefer a rifle or shotgun. And a baseball bat, in case I somehow managed to only take out his legs. And some ham to stifle his whimpering. And a full bladder.

Posted by Alfredo at December 8, 2015 8:42 PM

"If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting".
-Curtis LeMay

Posted by chasmatic at December 8, 2015 11:33 PM

No, what you do is you find the ass who gave him the advice and blow his ass away. The less bad advice you have out there, the less there will be for nimrods to take.

Posted by Alan Kellogg at December 9, 2015 6:19 PM