Comments: The oldest joke on record, a Sumerian proverb, was first told all the way back in 1900 B.C.
Well is she had she would have discovered instant wood, of the petrified variety!
Posted by ghostsniper at February 3, 2016 5:42 PM
This joke lost something in the translation.
Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at February 4, 2016 3:59 AM
Must be the Summerian farts.
JWM
Posted by John M at February 4, 2016 9:49 AM