Just when you're thinking, "He's forgotten all about that 'The Japanese: Nuked Too Much or Not Enough?" series....

Still much more entertaining than anything the Kardashian's have to offer.

Posted by Snakepit Kansas at March 8, 2016 4:43 AM

Is it just me or does anyone else find this incredibly sexy. I kept picturing this with them naked.

Posted by GoneWithTheWind at March 8, 2016 7:33 AM

You're a sick man, Gone, but I know what you mean.

Posted by Van der Leun at March 8, 2016 8:55 AM

No, Gone, it's not just you.

Posted by waltj at March 8, 2016 1:06 PM

Newest Japanese trick is climbing a wall using suction from your asshole.

"Wow, look at Kiko go. She must be sucking 400 lbs/sq inch." And remember, A = 2 pi x r.

"A real Oreck, I tell you wwwhhat."

"Uh oh, here come Mahi Mahi on the outside. Climbing fast. What a rim, ladies and gentle. Whatta rim!"

"Oh, no. Kiko is losing her grip. Clamp, Kiko! Clamp like you've never clamped before!"

"I once clamped," says Al Gore from the stands.

"Yeah, go fuck yourself, Al!"

Posted by Lance de Boyle at March 8, 2016 7:00 PM