What can anyone say except, "Well done." ?

Well in my high school days (Big 80's) I was in shop class and we were going to cast some objects with liquidized aluminum. In a furnace we heated up old pop cans, rain guttering, etc. to get a nice quart of molten aluminum. We were supposed to wear the leather aprons (but did not), but at least we had the elbow high leather gloves and shop glasses....we had a carrier to pull the crucible out of the furnace with. It was a two man operation and we had done it many times before. Except this time the other guy on the carrier stumbled and we dropped the crucible. I recall is splashing a significant amount of liquid aluminum high up on his jeans. The hot metal repelled off his pants as the molten copper initially did on the burger in this video. Where the hot aluminum hit, turned his dark jeans nearly white. The adventure was over in an instant but I recall to this day that young man looking at me with mouth wide open and a knowing look that he narrowly dodged grave injury.

Thugs are cutting the tubing from air conditioning units of churches in order to sell the copper for profit, and THIS GUY pours it on a Big Mac.

Is there a pull cord somewhere, or do I really have to ride this insane bus all the way to the terminal?

This is what it's like when I cook.