Remember: First shell is bird shot, second is bird shot, third is a slug.

Rem 870 3" magnum

7 #4's in the pipe and 6 00buck in the sidesaddle

learn to free load over the top on the run

the bad guy doesn't know you're empty

at 25' a #4 will remove most of the head from the neck

handheld artillery piece - get one

Posted by ghostsniper at May 2, 2016 3:00 PM

Ah, the personal bullhorn....

Right at the top of the suburban girl's Christmas list, as soon as she outgrows her pony.

Posted by Rob De Witt at May 2, 2016 4:36 PM

Kicking someone's ass for burning the American flag should be punishable by a $1 fine.

Posted by Snakepit Kansas at May 2, 2016 5:39 PM

Kicking a screeching twit's ass for burning the American flag should be rewarded with a Benjamin. Or two.

The hand-held artillery is correct, as is the suggested load. Careful how you shuck the empties or she will stove-pipe.

Beretta 390 series is good as well; loads from the bottom and easily fed on the move.

Posted by Dan Patterson at May 2, 2016 6:07 PM

If you own it you get to do what you want with it, as it should always be.

I had a flag on my barracks wall, hung vertically.
A green beret squad leader didn't like it that way and latched on to me and jacked me up against the wall. I nut kicked him right into the 33rd field hospital in wurzbug. He musta got transferred while in the ICU because I never saw him again.

Don't fuk with people's shit.

Posted by ghostsniper at May 2, 2016 7:02 PM

I always liked the birdshot that is like sand, number 20 I believe. Does a fine job on humans but doesn't damage the furniture too badly.

Posted by Ray at May 3, 2016 11:16 AM