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Difficult to run too.
Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at September 24, 2016 12:40 PM
As some wag once said on Reddit or 4Chan: "Difficult to masturbate to. But not impossible."
Posted by Vanderleun at September 24, 2016 4:55 PM
It'll keeya but only after you've been hard as chinese 'rithmetic for 4 hours.
Brain starved of blood/oxygen?
I heard every male victim had a huge smile on his dead face.
Does it hafta bite you directly on the pipe?
If so, can the poison be sucked out?
Posted by ghostsniper at September 24, 2016 7:37 PM
Ha ha!! When I was a young guy, up until around 50, I could keep a boner all day long and make it work, too.....time after time.
Not so today though and I miss it and the girls with whom I shared it. Them's was good days.
Posted by Jack at September 25, 2016 8:57 AM