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To prepare her for Monday's debate, Hillary will not be allowed to eat or drink anything after midnight on Sunday. Come Monday morning, she will be given a series of fleet enemas and a slow-drip IV of formaldehyde, until about 4:30 p.m. At that time, prior to departure for the venue, she will be given alternating doses of amphetamines and Xanax to try for a personality-speech normalization, widely known as "even-keel" or "neutralization" therapy. Doctors are unsure of the duration of these normalizing effects, and there is some trepidation that she may suddenly begin speaking in tongues and undergo bodily paroxysms before the debate concludes. Trauma teams will therefore be standing by backstage ready to intervene at a moment's notice.
Posted by ghostsniper at September 24, 2016 7:58 PM
I can't wait to miss it.
Posted by Jewel at September 24, 2016 9:01 PM
I would say it is an even mixture of Demonic Possession and Natural Depravity with a healthy amount of stupidity thrown in. shaken, not stirred.
Posted by eclectic kelvin at September 25, 2016 6:19 AM
Hah. High tech Hillary is the game. A positronic anal suppository and a lithium powered wafer plate under her tongue will keep her circuits aligned with the lunar orbit and equatorial variances promoted by her steroidal flux.
Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at September 25, 2016 9:40 AM
These days demonic possession is the result of natural depravity.
Your body is your home and you have to invite the vampire in.
Posted by Speller at September 25, 2016 8:34 PM