The Ten Part Trump Tweet Pattern That Won the West

When Twitter bans him, he will still be chuckling. Who's the phoenix now, proglodytes? It won't be Jack's little blue bird.

Posted by Jewel at December 6, 2016 1:07 PM

The Art of the Tweet
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"How to own anybody in 140 or less"

Posted by ghostsniper at December 6, 2016 2:38 PM

Proglodytes. Well said, Jewel.
Let's do what we can to make your term go viral and bacterial.

Posted by Howard Nelson at December 6, 2016 3:42 PM

I love it. First he makes the media guys reveal themselves as the morons they are. Then he rubs their noses in their stupidity.

Posted by Mookie at December 6, 2016 5:53 PM

The MSM is twitterpated. Such fun. Waking up smiling more every day.

Posted by Jimmy J. at December 6, 2016 8:46 PM

Someone should inform Trump that it isn't nice to give all these mental defectives the bird.

Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at December 7, 2016 1:10 AM

Trump turns the media into marionettes. Dance, puppets, dance!

Posted by fiftyville at December 7, 2016 9:03 AM

I love the fact that he's using an APPLE!

Posted by The Old Salt at December 7, 2016 3:00 PM

Lovin' every minute of it!

Posted by grayjohn at December 14, 2016 8:03 AM