So. . .you're saying the whole thing was too farfetched even for Penthouse Forum?

Sadly, many...too many dopes will believe it because though it isn't true, they would love it to be.

Get ready for at least 4 years of "comedians" winking and saying "Donald, urine trouble!" followed by raucous applause from the "smart" people who "know the score".

So you are complaining about yellow journalism?

Meanwhile, we will be laughing at them.

Wasn't Penthouse the first of the "big" porno mags that was known to have a reader write-in forum that became a cliche' with supposed readers writing in and starting with, "You'll never believe what happened to me"....

Yeah. Good call. I don't believe it.

As the buy-in gets more and more dear, and the commitment becomes more and more bizarre, the prospect of finally proclaiming "What the fuck was I thinking?" becomes more and more unimaginable.

I think that if this doesn't remind you all of the progress of demonic possession, you just haven't been paying attention.

"I still find it hard to believe that there are smart people out there that really are this stupid."

They're called liberals. They elected a dumbass. TWICE!

Peter Turchin ("Ages of Discord," 2016) shows that the anger and discord among our ruling elites is at all time historic highs, exceeding even the period before the Civil War. He believes that unless the elites can somehow tone down their fratricide the US is in for a period of extreme violence, perhaps even Civil War II.

You can tell a lot about a person by the accusations they dream up about their enemies. You know they sat and thought, "what would I do if I were Trump?" and then revealed their own inner distortions.

I watched part of last night's Anderson Cooper interview with Kellyanne Conway.

Best part: Cooper's face which conflicted with his words. He was ultra-embarrassed and could not hide his mortification.

Guess he has some basic core of decency that he has not yet extinguished.

I'm frankly astonished that they've not yet accused Trump of abusing that tiny giraffe.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

You were a senior editor at Penthouse Magazine? Bravo, Sir, bravo!!!

Pygmy giraffe?

"Opulence. I has it."

I feel somewhat encrudded, now.

I always thought it would be interesting to work at Penthouse. Say, as the guy whose job was to put Vaseline on the camera lenses.

A commenter at another site nailed it when he pointed out that Trump is an alpha male. No alpha male would think that having hookers pee on a bed that Obama slept in years before would accomplish anything. Alpha males get revenge in a serious, public way.

I always wanted to be a fluffer for the centerfolds.

(...and then, as it always does, the conversation turned to sex...)

"I've read your Forum for years, and always enjoyed the stories of reckless billionaires paying for foreign hookers to urinate on the beds of their enemies, but I NEVER thought it would happen to me one day! But it DID!..."

As a music teacher, Melanie believes the most important
skill you can have is patience!