If Millennials Were Lumberjacks the forest industry would be bankrupt in 3 days.
2 days after that carpenters and woodworkers by the millions would be harvesting millennial corpses like there was no tomorrow.
Zoolander tackles the Forest! Of Trees! But he's a Lumberjack,and he's ok! Love the Goo-Gone spray on the saw blade. Bill Gaines is smiling at this.
The worst part is, I can't see any evidence that any of them actually do know how to do any of those things, and are just play-acting. The overwhelming plaid and facial hair creates a reality distortion field that makes me want to think they're just goofing. Nevertheless, they still look like a bunch of mincing nancy boy drama queens.
The lumberjack song brings back fond memories of the Dr. Demento show.
They left out the selfies by the dozen.
I'd say they were pinin' for the fjords but Millennials probably don't have a clue what the hell a fjord is.
Real hipsters pride themselves on learning to actually do a thing or two well in the real world. Those just looked like some frat brothers being silly.
Dammit Gannon, it was your turn to bring the hand lotion. I brought the gluten-free soy crackers.