Better learn some first aid while you can, and get everyone in your entire family to learn too.
Remember, everything this rotten assed gov't has touched immediately turned to shit.
Have been playing doctor, pretty effectively, for many a year. I also learned what I can't fix myself.
Recovering addicts tell me that coming out of a bad trip is the worst part. O'care's been a bad trip. Expect some rough sledding coming out of it.