Bill Nye the Perverted Guy

You know what's really cool about this- It just fuckin' horrified my ass off. I mean, I damn near puked! And here I thought I was too old and too jaded to be horrified. Makes me feel like a kid again.

JWM

Posted by jwm at April 26, 2017 10:15 AM

I can't. I just can't.

Posted by ahem at April 26, 2017 10:46 AM

A white Obama. Total jackass nerd.

Posted by Lance de Boyle at April 26, 2017 10:53 AM

I'll have to take your word on some of these. I didn't make it very far into that... whatever it was. Just glad I hadn't eaten before watching!

The video teaches me that being fat, talentless and shrill doesn't prevent a show-business job. Apparently there's a very low bar for entry!

Posted by Eskyman at April 26, 2017 12:26 PM

I, ah, well . . . hmmmmm.

Posted by Dr. Jay at April 26, 2017 12:58 PM

Her vagina needs autotuned.

Posted by Jewel at April 26, 2017 1:31 PM

Jewel, ftw!

Posted by Leslie at April 26, 2017 3:28 PM

Queen LaQueefa just hasn't got the chops...so to speak.

Posted by Jewel at April 26, 2017 4:28 PM

Sexy as a hot water heater.

Yacky vag has a lisp.

"Hey, tamp that mouthy box, wouldja?"

"You calling hogs or whistling Dixie? Muzzle that eau de tuna; we can't breathe, nasty snatch."


Kicks like she's clamping down on an errant dildo.

Shapely legs. Oh, yeah. Beer kegs.


Posted by Lance de Boyle at April 26, 2017 5:49 PM

Why did Teddy not gripe about the woman in the arena?

Critics, what say you again now?

Posted by Guildofcannonballs at April 26, 2017 6:29 PM

30 seconds of that was too looong.

Posted by ignore amos at April 26, 2017 9:08 PM

North Korea now has full permission to nuke us.

Posted by Doug at April 26, 2017 9:10 PM

What the heck. Degradation of America's culture continues apace. Thanks, vacuous science guy. And is this show aimed at children? I heard also that he has a cartoon about sexuality, gender and diversity among ice cream flavors. This is so wrong for children. Where are the fathers pulling down the ramparts to protect the innocence of childhood? So sad, sacrificing and indoctrinating kids for political reasons.

Posted by Jayne at April 27, 2017 7:28 AM

Earlier on I posted an exclamation with an expletive, and not much more. But when I said I was horrified I was not exaggerating for dramatic effect. This piece did strike the horror nerve right in the center of my gut.
If this piece had been produced by John Waters, and featured Divine as the lead, it would have been campy drag queen funny, and could have served as a great piece of satire. I would have laughed out loud watching it.
But it was not satire. It was a sermon, and about as light hearted and funny as Kim Jong Un. These people mean it. They do not care at all how much damage shit like this can do. They will cram their agenda up your nose whether you want it or not. And if you find it disgusting, don't worry. Your kids will be conditioned to accept it. They'll call you Nazi's if you don't. That's why I was horrified.

JWM

Posted by jwm at April 27, 2017 8:00 AM

Uh... um... so I guess the engineer sometimes confused with an actual scientist has planted his flag on... on...um, on WHAT exactly? Also, if her vagina has a voice, it needs voice lessons, BADLY. So much for Nye the "Science" Guy.

Posted by Bill in Tennessee at April 27, 2017 8:34 AM