Dice is funny. Good job.

But nothing will ever top Monty Python: "Iiiiiiiiiiiii'm a lumberjack, and Iham Okaaaay..."

For my jobs, I use the blue paper towels found at the auto parts and hardware stores. White paper towels are for the kitchen.

(Uh-uh. I know what you're thinking. Me too.)

I'm pretty sure that the stronger of the two sexes is the male, since gender is a way of categorizing nouns, adjectives and verbs in some languages. No one seems to remember that. It was the Scott brothers (menfolk) who invented paper towels some 100+ years ago. For the weaker sex, I'm sure. And what do these plaid shirted womyns do that makes them so strong that they require a paper towel? We'll never find out what the hell that commercial is about, since it isn't really about paper towels.

WOW! This ad is actually pre-feminist in its spite. Illustrated with four members of the BitchyPlaid Club, #StrengthHasNoGender, Celebrating Strong WOMEN Who Inspire Us All, triggers my memories of all those snotty blondes who insult you to your face and then excuse the insult by giggling with their hand over their mouth.

I will stay loyal to the Viva paper towel, especially the ones where you DON'T select-a-size. I don't like half-assed papertowels. Or half-assed paper towel ads.

What ad agency and focus group came up with this diaper load? This does nothing to inspire me.

I'm with John A. Fleming: Shop Towels, all the way. One can be used over and over; they'll even survive in the wash if you want to be really thrifty. Just don't flush them, they don't dissolve.

When I saw the picture and read the slogan I looked really closely at those faces. I suspected that I was being double-punked here, and at least ONE of those "women" was really halfway between genders, so they could cram all the virtue signalling possible into one ad. Not sure. I *think* they're all women, but you could argue that one or 2 are in-between.

Arrghh! Sorry for the triple post! I don't trust an immobile posting page and hit it twice more. Please eliminate the duplicates, and accept my apology.

Leftists have embraced the "nudge" concept of social change,along with the -in your face- of the antifas idiots. It's what has made the month of October unwatchable in the NFL,unless you like your beefiest players dressed in hot pink. It started as just one Sunday. Dumping the social justice shame machine into everyday life is backfiring. So let them keep doing it. Turn it up to 11. Make a new improved Mt Rushmore with Hillary,Pelosi,Fauxcahontas & Auntie Maxine. Mt Bushmore,or Harpy Hillside. Resting Bitch Face carved into stone. Print them on paper towels,to wipe up catsick. These people are intent on going full metal retard-let them. Sane people are watching,and learning how deep the rot is. It's a harsh and bitter thing to watch,but we as a nation need to see how batshit these people truly are.

Brawny used to be a good paper towel, but they, along with Sparkle, seemed to have changed how they are made they and both suck now, but do not absorb. Having two kids and six dogs has kind of made me into a paper towel connoisseur, and I find that Bounty is by far the best. So I can't boycott Brawny any more than I already do, but if the store is out of Bounty and my choices were Brawny or some other brand (but NOT Marcal because those are the WORST), I'd get the NOT BRAWNY brand, especially if they are putting those womyn on the package instead of the lumberjack!

Thanks for the re-post.

I was surprised, honored and humbled.

And all resoundingly ugly 'cept for the second one who's just plain plain with the trademark RBF (resting bitch face).

I wouldn't tap any one of those even with another man's hammer.

I'm down with this, as long as women keep on house cleaning!

Walmart "Sparkle" brand, 16 MEGA rolls for $13.

Looks like the crowd in the average bull duke bar in northern California.

PS-I use the store brand paper towels. They do a better job and I can buy three rolls for what one roll of Bounty costs.