Comments: No. Just No.
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What, after all, is more refreshing than a carp in your shorts?
"Nothing," says Anthony Weiner, as he is led away in tears.
Posted by Lance de Boyle at May 20, 2017 12:46 PM
Plastic chafes. That's why we can wear polyester blends for durability and certain purposes, but for comfort we wear cotton or wool or, if we're rich enough, silk.(especially for underwear where you have sensitive bits) Putting plastic at the joints is going to chafe big time Plastic is tougher than skin. Bad fashion design from an engineering comfort point of view having plastic at the knees or anywhere there is friction.
Posted by Speller at May 22, 2017 2:45 AM
A forgotten 1981 movie saw this coming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io53QMwHZ48
Posted by Skorpion at May 25, 2017 3:41 PM