Comments: Everybody Must Get Chipped!
Ha! Fat chance.
Posted by pbird at May 25, 2017 9:52 AM
Works great until it gets cloned or hacked. Then you have the extra fun of cutting it out and implanting a new one!
Posted by el baboso at May 25, 2017 12:20 PM
I already have a pacemaker that answers the phone and periodicallly transmits data to my cardiologist's place through a gizmo on the night stand. The cariologist's cover story is that if something goes wrong he'll know about it right away. The NSA and Russians probably have it tapped.
Posted by BillH at May 25, 2017 1:49 PM
"Make their lives easier."
Heh.
Posted by OldFert at May 25, 2017 1:52 PM
My dog is chipped, I own her, she is my property.
When people are chipped they are owned by someone, they are their property.
No, carrying a chip in your wallet/purse/pocket is NOT the same thing and you know it.
Posted by ghostsniper at May 25, 2017 8:02 PM
You can bet the top officials would exempt themselves right off the bat.
Posted by eclectic kelvin at May 26, 2017 6:13 AM
Remember Snake Plisken in Escape from New York?
They embedded *chips* in his neck under false pretenses that were timed to go off in 24 hours and blow his jugulars? Could be embedded with a virus or anything they want and once it's in you it's painful but not imposible to get back out.
Maybe chip scars, either insertion or desertion, are the marks of the beast.
Push it out the otherside fish hook style.
yee-owtch!
Posted by ghostsniper at May 26, 2017 7:34 AM
America is full of idiots that would love to be chipped and they'd run to the source because they're insane.
Me....I won't submit to it. Simple as that.
Posted by Jack at May 27, 2017 7:51 AM
In other words, "We know all your secrets. All your thought are belong to us."
Posted by Jewel at May 27, 2017 12:58 PM