Comments: We would love to cut a deal with the noble indigenous peoples across the Earth—
Oh, My, God!! Not the burritos!!
Posted by Brian J. Hoskins at June 18, 2017 9:33 AM
This is why the White Man totally rocks. Not only did we invent most of what makes the Modern World modern, we don't give a damn if you use it.
Posted by SteveS at June 18, 2017 11:14 AM
...and the moon landings, the printing press, the Renaissance, Modernism, science, the theater, money, the automobile, the airplane, artillery; this is fun.
Posted by Casey Klahn at June 18, 2017 11:44 AM
*** "Not only did we invent most of what makes the Modern World modern, we don't give a damn if you use it." ***
Well, speaking for just myself maybe but I would really appreciate it if y'all would retain the use of the flush toilet part of indoor plumbing instead of crapping in the street like it is becoming so fashionable to do in our bastions of PC culture, SF, NYC, etc.
Posted by Dink Newcomb at June 18, 2017 1:14 PM
Yeah - continued (in fact increased) use of flush toilets would be appreciated.
Also, that moon landing thing so far hasn't proven as useful as we hoped back in the sixties, sorry, but as soon as the bugs get worked out we want exclusive use.
Oh, we relinquish black powder to the Chinese but retain exclusive use of smokeless powder, all forms of cartridge ammunition, automatic and semi-automatic firearms, breech-loading artillery, high explosives, ...
Posted by Joel at June 18, 2017 5:42 PM
Superhighways, fast cars and curvaceous blondes to adorn them. And SR-71s.
Posted by Rvd at June 18, 2017 6:23 PM
And the one to hit the Liberal women with is that it was white men who invented the modern sanitary pad and tampon.
Posted by Bill Jones at June 21, 2017 5:18 PM