What the hell is an "office?" Is this guy NUTS? All I can imagine in the future is that we will all be using head-mounted displays with headphones so that we can sit, cheek-to-cheek (yes, pun intended) with our fellow workers, chatting away in teleconferences (now that the meeting rooms are all gone), and clacking away on the terminals affixed to our chests a la Bob Dylan's harmonic holder. We'll be all lined up in rows with just enough space between to maneuver out to take a leak. Wait, maybe they'll fix that too. Yeah, a newer ergonmic chair, with auto-flush.

What the hell is an "office?" Is this guy NUTS? All I can imagine in the future is that we will all be using head-mounted displays with headphones so that we can sit, cheek-to-cheek (yes, pun intended) with our fellow workers, chatting away in teleconferences (now that the meeting rooms are all gone), and clacking away on the terminals affixed to our chests a la Bob Dylan's harmonica holder. We'll be all lined up in rows with just enough space between to maneuver out to take a leak. Wait, maybe they'll fix that too. Yeah, a newer ergonmic chair, with auto-flush.