Tattoos are actually very useful. They're a shortcut for communication. When I see someone with one, the tattoos say, "Hey. Let's never have a conversation."

I used to feel the same way about tatoos, but then I met a redhead with a tatoo of a bucking bronc and rider peeking up over the back of her Levis.

Hey, I'm just a man. With needs.

You are a vile worm and piglet and in need of re-education at the Larry Summers Camp for Dudes.