I shouldn't say I'm now steamed 'cause I got a little too steamed here recently, but the fact is that my mother invented Breakfast for Dinner, and I have carried on the tradition.

It was invented by staring into the fridge and not knowing what to have for dinner and not wanting to go to the store since there wasn't much there to begin with, in which case we see there are eggs, bacon, potatoes, and bread for toast and say, Ah ha!

We never made big breakfasts anyway so it was kind of a treat to have a real Breakfast for Dinner.

Imagine the new Iraqi press reporting on the U.S. in the same police blotter style that most of the media here reports about the war. 500 murdered last year in Chicago demonstrates we must have a quagmire of some sort...

YOU FUNNY...