Vampire Sucks Anne Rice's Brain Dry

That piece by Rice ought to be in the dictionary under "hysterical female". Yeeesh.

Posted by Eric Blair at September 6, 2005 11:23 AM

Shorter Ann Rice: "Now I can't swan around New Orleans like a celebrity!" In any other town she's just another hack who writes phone books.

Posted by Andrea Harris at September 6, 2005 12:08 PM

I think she wants to be turned over her Mistress's knee and spanked. (Sorry, that was one of her pseudonyms . . . )

Posted by Yehudit at September 6, 2005 3:05 PM

Great comment Eric . . . I'm inclined to think that it's more like this: Wikipedia Entry for Anne Rice -- She was born and has spent most of her life in New Orleans, Louisiana, the city that forms the background against which most of her stories take place. Her fiction is often described as lush and descriptive, and her characters' sexuality is fluid, often displaying homoerotic feelings towards each other. The events surrounding the Katrina hurricane have tragically caused her brains to empty painlessly into the toxic swamp that has become her beloved city (see Hysterical Female Syndrome; Sado-Masochism; Obsession with Vampires & Witches; Sleeping Beauty [not the Walt Disney version]; and "Everything I Know About the Childhood of Jesus). Currently living large in La Jolla, California.

Posted by Dennis Robbins at September 6, 2005 4:01 PM

Weird. It's like she never heard of Texas.

Or Mississippi, for that matter.

Posted by Steve in Houston at September 6, 2005 4:29 PM

Anne Rice has made her living from writing trashy erotica and veiled homosexual propaganda such as "The Vampire Chronicles". Her comments about New Orleans show her complete (and typical) Liberal hypocrisy which was proven when she deserted her "beloved" New Orleans for California.
The good people of New Orleans stuck it out. Most of them the poor. Anne Rice the millionaire ran away and has done nothing to help. She shoots her mouth off while others are doing the hard work.
Her books aren't selling very well and her HORRIBLE Broadway venture "Lestat" has closed after just 39 performances losing millions for the producers as well as for Rice. She sounds like a bitter, ill informed old wretch who's now lost her audience just as she lost her sense of morality long ago. Go smoke some more marijauna Anne and hide in your new California home.
You are old news no one wants to read or hear from anymore.

Posted by Susan LeVanue at June 4, 2006 10:49 AM

I live in Mississippi and vist New Orleans often (still) and all of you bashing Anne Rice is your personal opinon! She is a wonderful person and loves her home city very much I think you need to research more and write less God Bless New Orleans and Anne Rice

Posted by Billie Millican at September 25, 2007 12:41 AM

This is ridiculous. Who does this person think they are. Anne Rice is an amazing writer who has greatly helped New Orleans with her writings. You apparently have not read her work. You also should not try and turn your own opinion into fact.

Posted by cayce at February 20, 2008 10:00 AM

GO CHOKE AND DIE ANNE RICE..JUST DIE A PAINFUL DEATH FOR YOUR FALSE CHRIST

Posted by gloom at November 12, 2008 10:22 AM

GO CHOKE AND DIE ANNE RICE..JUST DIE A PAINFUL DEATH FOR YOUR FALSE CHRIST

Posted by gloom at November 12, 2008 10:22 AM

GO CHOKE AND DIE ANNE RICE..JUST DIE A PAINFUL DEATH FOR YOUR FALSE CHRIST

Posted by gloom at November 12, 2008 10:22 AM