Wow, so everybody in the world is known for being creative and tolerant, except for Americans. I live in Oklahoma, one of the reddest of red states-- how did I not know this? I'm so ashamed. I was sitting in a shopping mall in Norman, Oklahoma a week ago when two lesbians walked by holding hands and being all lesbionic. This morning I helped a Muslim family find the baby clothes aisle in a shop. If I had only known the truth about my country, I could have started throwing rocks at them. Thank you, smelly hippies, for showing me the truth about my Americanness.
Here's another amusing little bit of information for the next map: Americans are unruly and don't like being put in little boxes. Make assumptions about us at your peril.

That's flippin' cool. Heh.

Now, to take it to the next level, the source of the quote has to be listed too, so that we can see who is saying what about whom.

For a little comic relief, I give you:

http://exile.ru/151/materials/europeans-chart.html