Anybody who believes that Maureen Dowd could be made to be with child needs to try bird hunting with her, first.

In this case, alcohol had to be involved...

Hard to do that (pun intended) when you're drunk all the time, I'd say.

Although, in the case of Maureen Dowd, that might be a precondition of . . .

You know.

And you apologized for any possible tummy upsets the piece about HILLARY might cause? I feel quite ill thinking of MoDo with child ..... umm....with spawn ....... with whatever her species of aliens produces. What if Cheney sues you for digital abuse here? Any court in the country would find for him in a heartbeat!