The Dick Dialogues

Thy Wilbury done. On their first record:

He loves your
Electric dumplings
He loves your
Red bell peppers
He loves your
Fuel injection
He loves your
Service charge
He loves your
Five-speed gearbox
He loves your
Long endurance
He loves your
Big refrigerator
He loves your
Trembling wilbury
He loves your
Power steering
He loves your
Parts and service

Posted by Gagdad Bob at April 21, 2006 10:37 AM

I think you have spent entirely too much time listening to 'car talk' over the years. heh.

Posted by Eric Blair at April 21, 2006 10:58 AM

Never before have I had an impulse to read, see or have anything else to do with the Vagina Monologues.
See what you've done?
(You shoulda been a cook. The Lacrosse mention was exactly enough but not too much. Like a dash of Tabasco.)

Posted by Hootsbuddy at April 22, 2006 5:40 AM

There is a certain species of talking female body part.

Back in the day, we called them "snappers," but the discussions were always dialogues. Ahem.

Posted by Old Dad at April 22, 2006 12:06 PM

I once saw a headline in the UCLA newspaper about 25 years ago, after they had lost a close game to Oregon State:

"Bruins Muff Chance to Snatch Tight One From Beavers."

Why do I bring this up? I have no idea. It just seems like the kind of thing you might toss out in a thread with this title.

Posted by Gagdad Bob at April 22, 2006 4:13 PM

I think I may have to label this one NSFW

"Not Safe for Wife"

Posted by Gerard Van der Leun at April 23, 2006 12:25 AM