States of the Union: A Small Core Sample of America

Ours is an extraordinary country, great and good, exalted and plebeian, devout and corrupt all at once.

Tear down our cities, a wise man said once, and they will spring up anew from the prairies. Destroy our farms, and grass will grow in the streets of every city in America.

Is there life enough in the old America to revive the new? ¿Quién sabe?

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You lived above the Merry-Go-Round? And still have your hearing? Lucky man.

Posted by Grumpy Old Man at November 12, 2006 9:09 AM

Glad you're back.

Posted by dan l at November 12, 2006 11:27 AM

Thanks, Gerard...this was worth waiting for.

Posted by Mumblix Grumph at November 12, 2006 6:55 PM

Well granted there is a Monorail at the Detroit Airport, but it is a mile long. Kind of a long way to hoof it if you are running late.

Posted by Maddux Sports Blog at November 12, 2006 7:30 PM

Missed you these last few weeks

Posted by RZ at November 13, 2006 7:52 AM

I was going to enter a comment with here a SMUG and SUPERIOR attitude about these reports! But I forgot what I was going to say. Still,remember, no matter what you encounter or how the political tide of the country turns, I KNOW BETTER than the rest of you!

Posted by Nigel at November 13, 2006 12:39 PM

Yes, yes, can't wait for your reports on all of us living in the hinterlands of the country. But what I really want to know is: How's Lois? You fellows haven't taken her boa away yet, have you? If so, tell her to call me...

Webutante

Posted by Webutante at November 18, 2006 7:35 AM

Gerard,

This is one I missed - what a beauty.

As most people who don't live on the coasts realize, the primary difference between people who live in cities and the rest of the country is that people who live in cities don't think there's any difference. In the intervening three years since you wrote this, this disconnect has grown truly toxic.

God, I love this country. Thanks.

Posted by Rob De Witt at November 18, 2009 6:55 AM

The love you have for your country is as intense as the one I have for mine. And rarely a day goes by when I don't check the laughs, loves and patterns of this England and know that what the papers, politicians and blogging talking heads keep trying to say represents only a fraction of the intensity of every day life and rarely dents the beauty, non vox pop people and history I see all around me. When you wake up and hear church bells ringing strongly in the heart of a section of liberal London (Islington) you know life is still grand. God I love my country. And I had the pleasure of enjoying a roadtrip around yours, the very areas you describe only earlier this year. It was wonderful. Thanks for putting things in perspective, oddly not just on your side of the globe.

Beautifully written.

Posted by alison at November 18, 2009 7:25 AM

Beautiful. For so many reasons.

Loved this:
"After the dance, Waffle Houses along Route 26 will fill up with costumed, exhausted dancers, their endorphins convincing them that, for this night at least, they are probably immortal."

Haven't been there in a very long time.

Posted by Cathy at November 18, 2009 8:21 AM

Ah yes, only the wealthy can enjoy our coastlines year-round now. I commented to a similar post of yours on that issue that my grandparents were probably of the last generation of working/middle class folks who could live by the sea. I was always glad for the Jersey shore in October and November.

Posted by Don Rodrigo at November 18, 2009 12:09 PM

George Washington Gale Ferris, Jr., one of many that make America great, eponymously invented that wheel.

Posted by Fred at November 18, 2009 12:14 PM

I hadn't read this one before, Gerard. I believe you may have written a classic American piece that will still hold true for many years to come.

I do love it when you write like this, you paint pictures with words that I can see and feel.

Posted by Daphne at November 18, 2009 2:08 PM

You can't help but love this crazy imperfect country if you get off of your butt and out of your comfort zone and really see it, meet all the loons that call it home.

Posted by westsoundmodern at November 18, 2009 6:02 PM

This is one of the best travelogues I have read in a long time. It inspires hope. Turning off all those coastal city voices helps a lot, too.

Posted by Jewel at April 6, 2011 8:40 PM

Beautiful and moving essay Gerard. It rekindles my faith in this country. Stuck as I am in the big city, it's easy to forget how big the rest of it is. Thanks.

Posted by The Count at April 6, 2011 10:22 PM

Yes, only the wealthy may now live by the sea. But let Japan be a reminder that at any time the sea may rise up to smite those who live on her shores. In most cases it is not chance, but an inevitability. Come storm or tsunami, the sea does not forgive.

Posted by Stuart at April 7, 2011 9:08 AM

It is an odd memory, but I remember corn dogs at the Santa Monica Pier. There was a guy with a cart or booth, as best as I can recall. He would make the corn dogs right there, starting with putting a hot dog on the stick.

Posted by Clinton Nichols at April 16, 2016 4:55 PM

Speaking of Ferris wheels and boardwalks...a couple decades ago I was on the boardwalk in Santa Cruz, CA. I saw some guy trying to get close to some of the sea lions that were hanging around and waiting for tourists to feed them chunks of corns dogs, funnel cakes,etc. The guy got halfway close to that sea lion and it puked on him.

Posted by Snakepit Kansas at April 17, 2016 8:08 AM

I remember that guy with the corn dogs too.

Posted by Van der Leun at April 17, 2016 8:30 AM

This must have been written a VERY LONG TIME AGO...as the buffets in Las Vegas haven't been
$5.00 for at least a couple of decades.

Posted by Dan at April 18, 2016 1:44 AM