Sounds proctocal to me.

I'm proposing a new national flag for our nation. It would feature a cowering sloth on a yellow background. Sort of like the snake flag but "Don't tread on me" will be replaced with "Don't hurt me!" or "Safety First!"

I suspect this will simply result in masked men keeping score of how many times they score on camera.

He has a good idea, but for the wrong reason. There are, after all, a number of pay sites around covering public sex, and they apparently get a fair amount of change for what he proposes to give away for free.

What Florida needs to do is to establish a subscription site showing public sex as captured by Florida's public sex cameras. The warning also needs to be amended so it says, "You are about to be taped having sex in a public place. Please rearrange yourselves so we have a better shot of the action. If we like what we see we'll be getting in touch with you regarding paid work."

Handle this right and Florida could just about eliminate taxes, and provide quality instructional material for sex education.