You know, if all you've got to talk about is the number of houses somebody's rich wife owns...

Amen to that!

I hope Obama picks Biden. Then the jokes will just write themselves.

Posted by Obi's Sister at August 22, 2008 5:16 AM

Pretty much says it all.

Posted by Morgan K Freeberg at August 22, 2008 7:06 AM

You know, it's funny. That's what we tried to tell you over and over again in 2004, but what do you know? Somehow America believed you (with a little help from Diebold).

So excuse us if we learned your lessons a little too well.

Posted by Peter at August 22, 2008 3:04 PM

Somehow America believed you (with a little help from Diebold).

Their side wins, it means they're so awesome and we suck so much.

Our side wins, it means we musta CHEEEEEEAAAAAATTEEDD.

I'm pretty sure those faux-elections we held in the fifth grade were talked up exactly the same way.

Posted by Morgan K Freeberg at August 23, 2008 9:51 PM