Perhaps that is a larger solution than satire allows. Historian Paul Johnson tells us the identity of Canada was in doubt until the flood of Tory refugees from America after the Revolutionary War tipped the balance over to English. Would love to help them out again.

As a Canadian conservative I would rather you kept your lunatic fringe to yourselves. We have enough leftists up here that we can only elect a minority Conservative government as it is. More we don't need!

Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

Well, Johnny Depp made it to France. Still waiting on Alec Baldwin and a bunch of singers to get the hell out of here. :-)

But I wouldn't wish all the liberal elite on you poor canadian folk...