"...is this walking spawn of Gumby and Elmer Fudd really the best gays can do... "

Now that's some funny shiiate right there.

.... in more dire need of a bright red ball gag than any gay man in history?

Nope - he takes the prize.

I can't remember who came up with this, but someone did so I can't take credit for it: he wanted Congress to pass a succotash subsidy just so he could hear Barney Frank say it.

Hahaha! Whimsical, yet functional. Perfect.

Barney probably has that model ball gag already. Too bad he doesn't use it when he's at work.

Frank needs to take some of the marbles out of his mouth and put them (back?) in his head.

I don't think we need to be too particular about what color the balls are (or whom they're attached to) but yeah, he definitely needs to be gagged.