EMERGENCY MEASURES: BUSH HALTS ALL DOMESTIC PRODUCTION AND IMPORTS OF BULLSHIT.

A day without Vanderleun is a day without sunshine. Glad you're back.
....er, I note that during this last "time off" you were you refilling the acid in your inkwell.

Posted by Pixelkiller at January 9, 2009 1:55 PM

The 70s! The first time was just for practice....

Posted by Gray at January 9, 2009 8:41 PM

A frightening observation, Gray, and probably true. This time the majority of the population looks ready to smoke the weed of Hope and Change. And this time it will be throat-cutting Islamists that snap them back to reality......whether too late or not, remains to be seen.

Posted by askmom at January 10, 2009 7:59 AM

Soon to be Bullshit Commander in Chief Barack Obama said, "Oh yeah? Well, we'll see about that."

And so he did: http://www.msmagazine.com/

Posted by JBean at January 10, 2009 8:06 AM

I heart you, G.

Posted by baldilocks at January 10, 2009 11:11 AM

I tried to explain my teen years to my daughters.

If things continue as they are, and China does in fact kick our ass out of the Pacific via economic supremacy or merely scaring our new Oleadership, then I won't have to explain anything at all.

Surrender. Malaise. Eighteen percent on auto notes, twelve on home loans, and unemployment tracking the home loan number... and inflation ratcheting up another percent every time the Oleadership passes another program into law.

And there will be disco. Make no mistake about that.

Posted by TmjUtah at January 10, 2009 5:13 PM

I believe that this article failed to mention the Butt Kissing Lip Balm, which the MSM will be purchasing by the truckload here in Obamalot.

Posted by physics geek at January 14, 2009 9:51 AM