The Obamessiah is merely fulfilling the prophecy of the forerunner, the Goracle, who spaketh that the internal combustion engine is the greatest enemy of man.

If GM and Chrysler weren't finished before, they are now.

By, George,I think you've got it!

Apropos of Jesus' laughter, there's Psalm 2:4--

"He who sits in the heavens laughs;
the Lord has them in derision.
Then he will speak to them in his wrath,
and terrify them in his fury . . . "

You can preview the new GM model here.

Here come the Naz...

Just fell off the couch.

We NEVER watch CNN.

They were covering the flood in Fargo on Fox. When they started to talk about stranded pets - I dove for the remote in my husband's hands and flipped on CNN for the first time in months.

Hell just froze over.

Lou Dobbs likened Obama to a car salesman.

Then played the clip of The One's conference as he made his pitch.

Dobbs then interviewed some economist from Harvard that said BO was unraveling capitalism.

CNN? Have I entered an alternate universe?

Automotive Excellence in the Age of Obama:

The Won will select their senior management.

Geithner, or if he's busy, Raul Castro, will structure their business plan.

EARTH! FIRST! will dictate the enviro-whacko goals that constrain their engineering.

Dissed and pissed-off gradulates of public high schools, shanghied by "card-check" into union membership, will build their cars.

The bastard children of AIG and the World Bank will hold whatever remmants of their paper the U.S. taxpayer is lucky enough to duck.

Yeah, that'll work.

So, the car warranties are to be guaranteed by the department of....Transportation? Commerce? Treasury?
And authorized by which spending bill? Or perhaps we do not need those details anymore.
They used to make a car like that. It was called the Yugo.

Man... even the Europeans are telling BO that his path is wrong. They must own significant US debt, too.

If the Chinese and Saudis won't buy US debt, the Chosen One will have to print the money he needs. That will drive us to rapid inflation. At least then we'll all be millionaires and BO can claim success.

Well, he could turn the maintenance over to the military and we would get superb results. Course the M1-A1's and the A-10's would suffer a bit.

I sure hope He doesn't put a gummint guarantee on colonoscopies.

I don't want any gummint obieseers hanging around by butt. It will be crowded enough.

"And then the lawless one will be revealed, whom the Lord Jesus will overthrow with the breath of his mouth and destroy by the splendor of his coming." (2nd Thess 2:8)

It doesn't say what the Lord's breath involves, but laughter seems entirely plausible.

The one object of idolatrous devotion so common in American culture that the dark one would set a high priority on getting hold of it has got to be the car. For most, I suspect, average time behind-the-wheel surpasses rightly-directed worship by an order of magnitude, possibly two (if they even worship at all anymore).