Exurban League: Obama Reaches Out to 'Moderate' Pirate Community

Are you kidding? That sounds like a spoof. "Man made disaster" my aching asshole.

Posted by pdwalker at April 10, 2009 8:30 AM

"That sounds like a spoof?"

Sir, (or madam), you must realize that we at exurbanleague pride ourselves in our meticulously researched, fact-based writing.

Every story we post is 100% truthful and free from hyperbole.

Except the ones that aren't.

;)

Posted by Exurbankevin at April 10, 2009 9:08 AM

JFK: Ich bin ein Berliner.

Obama: Ich bin ein buccaneer.

Posted by Gagdad Bob at April 10, 2009 9:28 AM

There should be a parrot(teleprompter) on his shoulder, a gold tooth or two....and where the heck is the PRADA eyepatch?????

Posted by alvah halle at April 10, 2009 10:33 AM

Look for the new film about our latest scuffle with Somalia, Black Dove Down.

Posted by Gagdad Bob at April 10, 2009 12:42 PM

Obama's attitude reminds me of the faint-hearted cops in Gilbert and Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance: (appropriate operetta, one might say)

Sergeant: When a felon's not engaged in his employment –
Police: His employment,
Sergeant: Or maturing his felonious little plans –
Police: Little plans,
Sergeant: His capacity for innocent enjoyment –
Police:'Cent enjoyment
Sergeant: Is just as great as any honest man's –
Police: Honest man's.
Sergeant:Our feelings we with difficulty smother –
Police: 'Culty smother,
Sergeant: When constabulary duty's to be done –
Police: To be done.
Sergeant: Ah, take one consideration with another –
Police: With another,
Sergeant: A policeman's lot is not a happy one.
Police: Ah!
All: When constabulary duty's to be done, to be done,
A policeman's lot is not a happy one, happy one.


Sergeant: When the enterprising burglar's not a-burgling –
Police: Not a-burgling.
Sergeant: When the cut-throat isn't occupied in crime –
Police:'Pied in crime,
Sergeant: He loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling –
Police: Brook a-gurgling,
Sergeant: And listen to the merry village chime –
Police: Village chime.
Sergeant: When the coster's finished jumping on his mother –
Police: On his mother,
Sergeant: He loves to lie a-basking in the sun –
Police: In the sun.
Sergeant: Ah, take one consideration with another –
Police: With another,
Sergeant: A policeman's lot is not a happy one.
Police: Ah!
All: When constabulary duty's to be done, to be done,
A policeman's lot is not a happy one, happy one.

Sing-along version here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q74qThTL66o&feature=related

Posted by Connecticut Yankee at April 10, 2009 3:18 PM