What about another diagnosis? Are you sure, absolutely sure? Is there no hope?
.....Well, call it .39 and we're good.
This being Easter Monday, I take it you're not looking for a resurrection of this particular corpse.
I recall a an episode of the Beverly Hillbillies in which Jethro has just told Jed and Granny about his latest hairbrained scheme. As he bouncing off to put his plan into action Jed wonders, "Just what is it with that boy?"
Granny replies, "He's dim, Jed."
Oh, Gerard, thank you for the biggest laugh of the day.
I'm also an old Trekkie so this was doubly satisfying.