BREAKING! Perez Hilton accepts exclusive North American rights to distribute swine flu!

Augh! Where's the bleach?!?!
I should really know better by now...

Posted by Julie at April 25, 2009 2:32 PM

It's scum like this that give blue hair a bad name.

Posted by askmom at April 25, 2009 4:25 PM

Gerard's doing the 'Rotten dot com' thing. It's one of those perverse human qualities:

"Hey, you wanna see something really nasty?"
"No. Lemme take a look."
"Yargh! Why did I look at that?"
"Hey, you wanna see something really nasty?..."

We bite on it every time.

JWM

Posted by jwm at April 25, 2009 5:36 PM

Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Moore, and James Wolcott may challenge his right to exclusive distribution in a law court somewhere on the Left Coast.

Posted by Connecticut Yankee at April 25, 2009 7:16 PM

Cut off a pig's unit and stuff it in his mouth.

Posted by MarkH at April 25, 2009 8:25 PM

If only we could do a Florida on stupidity. (cf Andrew Jackson and the state of Florida.)

Posted by Alan Kellogg at April 26, 2009 4:40 AM

A publicity stunt obviously. What is worse: the as****e making the statement, the as****e who reported the statement...or even yet, the as****e reading the statement...and then getting upset...and commenting on some right-wing extremist blog...

Posted by Stevo at April 26, 2009 5:53 AM

What was Rodney Dangerfield's line?

"Derek, you're the poster boy for birth control."

Substitute 'Perez' for 'Derek'. And the blue hair?

Thornton Melon: [Derek has blue hair] Is that your real hair?
Derek: What do ya think?
Thornton Melon: I think you're trying to get back at your parents, that's what I think.

Posted by Mikey NTH at April 26, 2009 10:03 AM

Beware the garishly-dyed young man who offers you an injection.

Posted by Rich Fader at April 26, 2009 11:31 AM